A clever, imagination, humorous request can open closed doors and closed minds.
Percy Ross

Will Rogers
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

Jean de La Bruy?re
A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.

Mae West
When I'm good, I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

Zsa Zsa Gabor
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

Oscar wilde
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

America is not only big and rich, it is mysterious; and its capacity for the humorous or ironical concealment of its interests matches that of the legendary inscrutable Chinese.
David Riesman

"Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't match and boys had cooties!"
---Unknown

An emotional man may possess no humor, but a humorous man usually has deep pockets of emotion, sometimes tucked away or forgotten.
Constance Rourke

But when they offered this little situation for me to do this voice in this special segment, I found it so incredibly humorous that I said yes, and I enjoyed it. It was fun.
Werner Klemperer

Eventually I would like to touch all the genres. I would like to do some detective stories, and I want to do a Western. I would want to do humorous Westerns.
Sergio Aragones

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
Flip Wilson

"I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things."
---Alan Coren

I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation.
W. Somerset Maugham

I can see the humorous side of things and enjoy the fun when it comes; but look where I will, there seems to me always more sadness than joy in life.
Jerome K. Jerome

"Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast."
---Compton Mackenzie

I really like the Observer. I think I'd love to have a column with a broad reach that would enable me to do some proper reporting, but keep it on sort of a humorous level. I've always had a very happy experience writing for them.
Toby Young

I wanted to do an hour-long show, and I wanted to something that was dramatic and sometimes funny and humorous, as well. I'm just delighted to have this opportunity to be a part of this project.
Ron Glass

"How I see it is that men get one night of pleasure, and we get nine months of putting them through hell and getting away with it."
---Sara Swank